Wednesday, December 12, 2007
i so wished i was typing this in dreamland. n that i am still fast aslp.. dreaming n drooling over my prince charming. BUT....................... it isnt dat case. i was supposed to b drifting off to dreamland already. yet i hav crazy neighbours knocking the wall or floor at 12midnight. being totally inconsiderate n rudely waking me up from all the noises produced! n its directly above me! y cant they just like go to bed? wads there to knock at such hr??? so pissed off.
dat is why i am up at this hr blogging away. practically whining. coz i wanna slp early! when i wanna slp early i cant. when i dun wanna slp early.. i hav no barriers n no distractions whatsoever. irritating.
so i am complaining here as well as on msn to whoever is chatting with me. haha. n i hav 2 crazy frens telling me the ppl above me might be having sex. GREAT IMAGINATION PPL. haha jc said they r banging hard n youjun says the ppl r just too passionate. thx arh. lol.... thats far fetched lol. i personally think dat they r plain crazed. or mayb they r ghost. i dunno lar. alvin asked me to go up n confront them lar....... i wouldnt dare to... lol i bet they r crazy enuff to take a chopper n chase after me.
i realized the knocking n banging has creased. which is consoling coz its near 1am. tho i am no longer that slpy. all thanks to them. bahhhhh
anyways since i am here.. i shd just talk abt the fishing trip last fri. ok lar... not the fishing trip. just abt the guy yilong.. who went with us. if you happen to noe him pls tell him he is damn dua kang. LOL i am so crude but u need to giv this kinda person a tight slap so as to wake him up n make him learn the hard cruel facts of human life. n that no other ppl r as dumb as he thinks they r.
1st conversation.
him: i caught this 30kg stingray dat time at the kelong
my dad: oh hows the fight?
him: nah.. damn easy
my dad: how long u took to get it up?
him: 5mins
me sitting behind in the car rolling my eyes every now n den.
my dad: the stingray must b sick one lar
him: mayb
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
30kg take 5mins leh.. for those who noe nuts abt fishing.. allow me a noob to tell u dat u need at least 2 mins to get a 1.5kg fish up. a normal fish ok... for stingray it takes more than just reeling n playin the tug of war. coz they suckle up to the seabed. n u hook them from underneath. so dun come n tell me u take 5mins to reel a 30kg ray up.... unless its already DEAD.
2nd conversation.
him: i goin 3rd round fishing trip later at 12am
my mum: wah so late... go where fish?
him: my fren has got a boat so i go west coast jetty meet him den we go sea fishing
my dad: goin where to fish?
him: aust waters
my mum: ah so u need passport
him: yar going home to take my passport den go harbourfront chop den we go off
me: goin for how long?
him: 3 days
me: how long is the journey there
him: 2 days to reach aust
me: WAH DEN U DUN NEEDA COME BACK LIAO
silence ensues
he tinks his boat has super motors n propellers u see.. 2 days can reach aussie waters somemore during monsoon season. wanna go there catch marlin n sailfish. save on ur air tix peeps! just take his boat n leave home 2 days earlier!! lol moreover no kind soul will wait for u to chop ur damn passport so that u can go out to sea for some nice fishing trip at 12.30am. i tink they operate on a 8am to 10.30pm work slot.
3rd conversation
my mum: lets go n hav dinner before we go home
my dad: ok wad u all wanna eat fast tink!
me: anything lar.. i needa get to town by 11
him: eat stingray? i noe where is the best bbq stingray!
me: where?
him: newton circus!
us: -.-
so smart arh. not the least bit constructive. nv has anyone told me the best bbq stingray is in newton circus. the food there is overpriced n only for impressing tourists.
see lar... the kids these days r dying to impress ppl that they dont even think before they speak. they start spewing nonsense the moment their mouths open. no info filtered before transmitting. argh so kids.... if u cant just dun say u can. know ur limits n dun pai sei urself. esp with ppl who r much older than u r. n who hav seen the world further than ur imagination stretches.
i dun u guys would ever see any of his pics anymore coz i doubt he will cont to exist in our lives. haha. so pls.. rmbr his damn face n dun ever believe in ppl like him.
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I guess this is a beautiful mistake too...# ;
