Friday, December 14, 2007
i realized today that the earliest date for FTT is in jan! this is annoying coz i cannot book my tp or do anything from now till i pass my FTT! this.is.shit.
anyways its a friday nite n YES i am home. i am too lazy to go for mahjong n i am too lazy to move an inch. i just wanna sit on my bed n mayb, hopefully fall aslp early.
wadeva.
a few days back i was at jp shopping with my mum. shopping with her just means ME BAGGING STUFFS. n she.... just pays for the food. muahahahaha
she said: yest ur dad ask me to come out n do some shopping. dun stay at home n do handicrafts!
me: HUH y doesnt he tells me that?!
how many husbands will tell their wives to SHOP instead of STAYING HOME? i am loving my dad more already haha. n he picked us up after his work.
mum: ur daughter made me pay for a pair shorts. better claim from her
me: wad.. i brought mummy out to shop! that shd b my credit. it beats having her staying home doing cross stitch i tot? *grins*
my dad: woa gd idea.
i am a pro at this.. lol i dun hav to repay my mum for the pair of shorts!
sometime back during the time when he browsing for his new ride.. i was whining abt driving a manual car.
me: sian manual is troublesome! can i just change to auto?
him: auto cannot drive fast lar. u noe manual u can drive auto too. but auto doesnt permits u to drive manual car.
me: den buy auto car lor. nowadays its all auto wad!
nx came a super classic ting
dad: wad if ur bf wanna buy a lambo for u as birthday gift?! den u CANNOT DRIVE.
me: *roll eyes* we saw an auto mini the other day wad.
dad: ok lor den u will forever be slower than taxis!
u hav no prize for guessing. yeah i have to stick to manual learning. coz my dad MADE HIS PT.
when it comes to bfs... my dad's comments r no better.
him: eh y arh.. ur dad, ME so smart but my daughter, u so laoya (lousy).. the ppl (he is referring to my ex bfs) u brought home all NO standard one?
me: wad u trying to say huh?
him: not one can provide for u. not one has any gift or talent. very disappointing.
erm.. i cannot rebuke coz.......... u cannot really deny the facts laid right before ur eyes. i am bad at choosing partners. i so shamefully plead guilty.
anyways he was reading this article on the straits time abt the rich millionaire bachelors in sg.
him: (passing the papers to me) read this article. u shd start making use of ur assets n hang ard ppl like them. n not bring home some vagrant coz i am not NKF.
me: u really think its sooooo easy to find rich young smart men issit?
him: if ur stupid n ugly then its difficult.
me: i am neither! coz i am ur daughter wad!
him: den? pls wise up n improve ur foresight.
me: u say till like they just stay next door hor? u think wanna find den can find issit? all these r gems...
him: ur mum found one wad!
ok he wins. if i ever argue with him on that i will have to bid goodbye to my pocket money for the rest of the week.
seriously... no one's dad can beat my dad when it comes to chastising. my dad IS a gem. n i love it when he makes snide remarks. coz it always end up really funny.
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I guess this is a beautiful mistake too...# ;
